The red and white BurmaShave signs were a familiar site traveling across the USA by car in the 1950's.

  • Leaving St Louis
    Rte 66
    Next Stop Tulsa
  • My job is
  • Keeping faces clean
  • And nobody knows
  • De stubble
  • I've seen
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • Candidate says
  • Campaign
  • Confusing
  • Babies kiss me
  • Since I've been using
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • Violets are blue
  • Roses are pink
  • On graves
  • Of those
  • Who drive and drink
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • The whale
  • Put Jonah
  • Down the hatch
  • But coughed him up
  • Because he scratched
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • To kiss
  • A mug
  • That's like a cactus
  • Takes more nerve
  • Than it does practice
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • Burma Shave
  • Was such a boom
  • They passed
  • The bride
  • And kissed the groom
  • • •      • • 
  • When Super-shaved
  • Remember, pard
  • You'll still get slapped
  • But not so hard
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • If your peach
  • Keeps out
  • Of reach
  • Better practice
  • What we preach
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • His brush is gone
  • So what'll we do
  • Said Mike Robe I
  • To Mike Robe II
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • A whiskery kiss
  • For the one
  • You adore
  • May not make her mad
  • But her face will be sore
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • A guy
  • Who drives
  • A car wide open
  • Is not thinkin'
  • He's just hopin'
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • These signs
  • We gladly
  • Dedicate
  • To men who've had
  • No date of late
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • Twinkle, twinkle
  • One-eyed car
  • We all wonder
  • WHERE you are
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • On curves ahead
  • Remember, sonny
  • That rabbit's foot
  • Didn't save
  • The bunny
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • The place to pass
  • On curves
  • You know
  • Is only at
  • A beauty show
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • His cheek
  • Was rough
  • His chick vamoosed
  • And now she won't
  • Come home to roost
  • Burma Shave

  • Entering Tulsa
    Rte 66
    Rest Stop
Leg02 St Louis → Tulsa
1. Select any U.S. Route 66 leg (top left).
2. Optionally select a ♫ 50's/60's Jukebox … it will load in a separate tab.
3. Select play & set volume on the Jukebox, then return to this tab & start the signs.
4. Single click the Start/Stop button to start, pause or continue the BurmaShave signs.

Take the classic U.S. Route 66 from Chicago to Santa Monica. About 3 minutes per leg and all are unique - no repeats. Happy time travels!
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