The red and white BurmaShave signs were a familiar site traveling across the USA by car in the 1950's.

  • Leaving Flagstaff
    Rte 66
    Next Stop Kingman
  • A Man A Miss
  • A Car A Curve
  • He kissed the Miss
  • And missed the Curve
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • Slow down, Pa
  • Sakes alive
  • Ma missed signs
  • Four And five
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • The blackened forest
  • Smoulders yet
  • Because
  • He flipped
  • A cigarette
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • He played the sax,
  • Had no B.O.
  • But his whiskers scratched,
  • So she let him go.
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • Pity all the mighty Caesars.
  • They pulled each whisker
  • Out with tweezers.
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • For painting cowshed,
  • Barn or fence,
  • Shaving brush
  • Is just immense.
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • Shaving brush,
  • Was like old Rover.
  • When he died,
  • He died all over.
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • He had the ring,
  • He had the flat,
  • She felt his chin,
  • And that was that.
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • Angels who guard you
  • When you drive
  • Usually retire
  • At sixty-five
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • A nut at the wheel
  • A peach on his right
  • A curve in the road
  • Fruit salad that night
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • They missed the turn
  • The car went whizzin'
  • The fault was hern
  • The FUNERAL hisn
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • Ben met Anna
  • Made a hit
  • Neglected beard
  • Ben-Anna split.
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • If you don't know
  • Whose signs these are
  • You haven't driven
  • Very far!
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • The bearded lady
  • Tried a jar
  • Now she's a famous
  • Movie star
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • Dim your lights
  • Behind a car
  • Let folks see
  • How bright you are
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • Don't lose your head
  • To save a minute
  • You need your head
  • Your brains are in it
  • Burma Shave

  • Entering Kingman
    Rte 66
    Rest Stop
Leg09 Flagstaff → Kingman
1. Select any U.S. Route 66 leg (top left).
2. Optionally select a ♫ 50's/60's Jukebox … it will load in a separate tab.
3. Select play & set volume on the Jukebox, then return to this tab & start the signs.
4. Single click the Start/Stop button to start, pause or continue the BurmaShave signs.

Take the classic U.S. Route 66 from Chicago to Santa Monica. About 3 minutes per leg and all are unique - no repeats. Happy time travels!
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