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Updated: 02-Jan-2023
Updated: 02-Jan-2023
The red and white BurmaShave signs were a familiar site traveling across the USA by car in the 1950's.
Leaving Barstow
Next Stop Santa Monica- Be a Noble
- Not a Knave
- Caesar Uses
- Burma Shave
- • • • •
- This shave
- Is like
- A parachute
- There isn't
- Any substitute
- Burma Shave
- • • • •
- Are your whiskers
- When you wake
- Tougher than
- A two bit steak?
- Burma Shave
- • • • •
- Famous words
- About lights that shine
- If he won't dim his
- I won't dim mine
- Burma Shave
- • • • •
- A man who passes
- On hills and curves
- Is not a man of iron nerves
- He's crazy
- Burma Shave
- • • • •
- Proper distance
- To him was bunk
- He ended up
- In some guy's trunk
- Burma Shave
- • • • •
- She kissed the hairbrush
- By mistake;
- She thought it was
- Her husband, Jake
- Burma Shave
- • • • •
- My cheek
- Said she
- Is smooth as satin
- Ha Ha Said he
- That's mine your're pattin'
- Burma Shave
- • • • •
- If hugging on Highways
- Is your sport
- Trade in your car
- For a davenport.
- Burma Shave
- • • • •
- Don't take
- A curve at
- Sixty per
- We hate to lose
- A customer
- Burma Shave
- • • • •
- Car in ditch
- Man in tree
- Moon was full
- So was he!
- Burma Shave
- • • • •
- You can drive
- A mile a minute
- But there is no
- Future in it.
- Burma Shave
- • • • •
- Farewell O verse,
- Along the road.
- How sad to see,
- You're out of mode.
- Burma Shave
- • • • •
- College boys,
- Your courage muster.
- Shave off that fuzz
- And cookie duster.
- Burma Shave
- • • • •
- Pink toothbrush
- Is a curse.
- Pink shaving brush
- Is a darn sight worse.
- Burma Shave
- • • • •
- Bristly beard or silky fuzz,
- Shave 'em back,
- To where they was
- Burma Shave
- • • • •
- Snake rail fences
- And old log houses
- Both were built,
- To keep out the cowses
- Burma Shave
Entering Santa Monica
The Beach!!
Leg11 Barstow → Santa Monica
1. Select any U.S. Route 66 leg (top left).
2. Optionally select ♫ iHeart50s/60s Radio … it will load in a separate tab.
3. Select play & then return to this tab & start the signs.
4. Single click the Start/Stop button to start, pause or continue the BurmaShave signs.
Take the classic U.S. Route 66 from Chicago to Santa Monica. About 3 minutes per leg and all are unique - no repeats. Happy time travels!
2. Optionally select ♫ iHeart50s/60s Radio … it will load in a separate tab.
3. Select play & then return to this tab & start the signs.
4. Single click the Start/Stop button to start, pause or continue the BurmaShave signs.
Take the classic U.S. Route 66 from Chicago to Santa Monica. About 3 minutes per leg and all are unique - no repeats. Happy time travels!
