The red and white BurmaShave signs were a familiar site traveling across the USA by car in the 1950's.

  • Leaving Barstow
    Rte 66
    Next Stop Santa Monica
  • Be a Noble
  • Not a Knave
  • Caesar Uses
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • This shave
  • Is like
  • A parachute
  • There isn't
  • Any substitute
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • Are your whiskers
  • When you wake
  • Tougher than
  • A two bit steak?
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • Famous words
  • About lights that shine
  • If he won't dim his
  • I won't dim mine
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • A man who passes
  • On hills and curves
  • Is not a man of iron nerves
  • He's crazy
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • Proper distance
  • To him was bunk
  • He ended up
  • In some guy's trunk
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • She kissed the hairbrush
  • By mistake;
  • She thought it was
  • Her husband, Jake
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • My cheek
  • Said she
  • Is smooth as satin
  • Ha Ha Said he
  • That's mine your're pattin'
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • If hugging on Highways
  • Is your sport
  • Trade in your car
  • For a davenport.
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • Don't take
  • A curve at
  • Sixty per
  • We hate to lose
  • A customer
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • Car in ditch
  • Man in tree
  • Moon was full
  • So was he!
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • You can drive
  • A mile a minute
  • But there is no
  • Future in it.
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • Farewell O verse,
  • Along the road.
  • How sad to see,
  • You're out of mode.
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • College boys,
  • Your courage muster.
  • Shave off that fuzz
  • And cookie duster.
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • Pink toothbrush
  • Is a curse.
  • Pink shaving brush
  • Is a darn sight worse.
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • Bristly beard or silky fuzz,
  • Shave 'em back,
  • To where they was
  • Burma Shave
  • • •      • • 
  • Snake rail fences
  • And old log houses
  • Both were built,
  • To keep out the cowses
  • Burma Shave

  • Entering Santa Monica
    Rte 66
    The Beach!!
Leg11 Barstow → Santa Monica
1. Select any U.S. Route 66 leg (top left).
2. Optionally select a ♫ 50's/60's Jukebox … it will load in a separate tab.
3. Select play & set volume on the Jukebox, then return to this tab & start the signs.
4. Single click the Start/Stop button to start, pause or continue the BurmaShave signs.

Take the classic U.S. Route 66 from Chicago to Santa Monica. About 3 minutes per leg and all are unique - no repeats. Happy time travels!
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